Humor Canadian Temperature Conversions

50^o Fahrenheit (10^o C)

New Yorkers try to turn on the heat   

Canadians plant gardens                       

40^o Fahrenheit (4.4^o C)

Californians shiver uncontrollably

Canadians sunbathe

35^o Fahrenheit (1.6^o C)

Italian cars won't start

Canadians drive with the windows down

32^o Fahrenheit (0^o C)

Distilled water freezes

Canadian water gets thicker

0^o Fahrenheit (-17.9^o C)

New York City landlords turn on heat

Canadians have last cookout of the season

-40^o Fahrenheit (-40^o C)

Hollywood disintegrates

Canadians rent some videos

-60^o Fahrenheit (-51^o C)

Mt. St. Helens freezes

Canadian girl guides sell cookies door to door

-100^o Fahrenheit (-73^o C)

Santa Claus abandons the North Pole

 Canadians pull down their ear flaps

-173^o Fahrenheit (-114^o C)

 Ethyl alcohol freezes

Canadians can't thaw the keg

 -460^o Fahrenheit (-273^o C)

Alcohol zero; all atomic motion stops

Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500^o Fahrenheit (-295^o C)

Hell freezes over

 Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup