| 50o Fahrenheit (10o C) |
| New Yorkers try to turn on the heat |
Canadians plant gardens |
| 40o Fahrenheit (4.4o C) |
| Californians shiver uncontrollably |
Canadians sunbathe |
| 35o Fahrenheit (1.6o C) |
| Italian cars won't start |
Canadians drive with the windows down |
| 32o Fahrenheit (0o C) |
| Distilled water freezes |
Canadian water gets thicker |
| 0o Fahrenheit (-17.9o C) |
| New York City landlords turn on heat |
Canadians have last cookout of the season |
| -40o Fahrenheit (-40o C) |
| Hollywood disintegrates |
Canadians rent some videos |
| -60o Fahrenheit (-51o C) |
| Mt. St. Helens freezes |
Canadian girl guides sell cookies door to door |
| -100o Fahrenheit (-73o C) |
| Santa Claus abandons the North Pole |
Canadians pull down their ear flaps |
| -173o Fahrenheit (-114o C) |
| Ethyl alcohol freezes |
Canadians can't thaw the keg |
| -460o Fahrenheit (-273o C) |
| Alcohol zero; all atomic motion stops |
Canadians start saying "cold, eh?" |
| -500o Fahrenheit (-295o C) |
| Hell freezes over |
Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup |
